Charlie's Funnies, Quotes & Whateva Page

Favorite Quotes:
Here are some of my personal favs.

"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans..."  -- John Lennon

"A mind is like a parachute. It only works when it's open." -- unknown

"Love is something that happens to people who never give up no matter how much pain they have been put through."  -- unknown

"The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." -- John Cage

Two for the audio geeks*:

"All is fair in love and digital audio."  -- Roger Nichols

(with the advent of digital editing in mind)
Musician to engineer: "Hey man, how was that?"
Engineer's reply: "It sucks. Come on in!" -- Ed Cherney

*Now I told ya, and you read these anyway, didn't you? It's only for audio geeks!

some more favs...

"Wise man enjoy all life's flavors."  -- Confucius

"The whole music business in the United States is based on numbers, based on unit sales, and not on quality.  It's not based on beauty, it's based on hype, and it's based on cocaine.  It's based on giving presents of large packages of dollars to play records on the air."  -- Frank Zappa

"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."  -- Homer Simpson

"Ooh ooh ooh! There's my scar!" - Eric Warzecha's cute neighbor friend

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?"  -- Stephen Wright

"Jazz is the only music in which the same note can be played night after night but different each time." -- Ornette Coleman

"I understand the word 'too' and the word 'sexy,' but put them together and it's just gibberish to me." -- Elliot, Just Shoot Me

"Hapiness isn't hapiness without a violin playing goat" -- Anna Scott (Julia Roberts), Notting Hill

Email me with your favorite quotes, and maybe I'll include 'em

not quotes, but not to be missed! it home pride

This includes my two favorite NYC stories,
The Bridges of New York City and
Coming Back to Queens (Ballad of the In-Laws)

games & funnies:
Guess the Beer
Lite Brite
The Onion | America's Finest News Source
Mark's Card Trick

a proof
No matter how much you hated math in school, here's a proof you can't refuse!
the secret of life!!
Note: Please, if you know the source of this one, clue me in!!
I always like to give credit where credit is due...

Serial Killer Profile Quiz
(although the page is really titled "Death Row," I don't believe in capital punishment...
But it's an interesting little test no matter what your position :-)
Take the Car Talk Car-O-Scope Quiz!
Take a test at
I recommend: Are You a Sex God/Goddess?


5.9.2002 CSP